Maddie and Carly share how they survived a sleepless night of tornado warnings and dive into Carly’s latest home dilemma involving her deep fear of rodentia. We also introduce a new Have You Heard? segment on how to detect if your drink has been drugged and what to watch for.
Then, we get into your craziest medical horror stories. Think lightbulbs and broomsticks showing up where they absolutely shouldn’t, sticky notes in unexpected places, and bugs crawling where no bug should ever be. It’s chaotic, it’s anonymous, and it’s one for the books.
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1:04:10
ONCE UPON A LIE (EX EDITION)
Carly and Maddie are fresh off a cozy weekend sleepover, where they dove head first into TV binging Adolescence and the wildly unpredictable White Lotus Season 3. Between laughter, snacks, and some serious deep dives into the wild twists and themes of these shows season finale, they have to unpack them with you.
Then, they switch gears and get real about the lies their exes told. Carly and Maddie share their personal stories, plus dive into some hilarious listener submissions: from a doctor who wasn’t really a doctor, to a phone that came pre-loaded with dating apps, to someone blaming the fish for sending nudes.
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1:03:02
THE CRAZIEST WAY I'VE MADE MONEY
On today's episode, we're spilling everything from Carly’s 30th birthday weekend to Maddie’s long-awaited couch saga. We talk about why texting feels so hard these days, our honest thoughts on the Home Depot dating trend and whether it’s actually a goldmine for meeting men. Plus, we get real about the weirdest ways we've made money... including egg donation, selling feet pics, financial domination, and some wild side hustles you have to hear to believe.
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1:06:16
I FARTED IN FRONT OF MY GYM CRUSH
This week, we’re diving into the world of skincare… are we actually moisturizing enough, and what’s truly in our products? Then, in our Have You Heard? segment, we somehow end up unpacking alligators & what to do if we run into one.
Next, we shift gears to hilllarrriousss gym stories, starting with Maddie’s most recent & shocking encounter (involving a rogue boob). We also read listener submissions featuring everything from treadmill puking to Orange Theory fails, and the ultimate wardrobe (hooha) malfunction. It’s chaotic, it’s unhinged, and it’s a must-listen!
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1:01:58
DATING APP STORIES
This week, we chat about Carly’s ongoing homeowner struggles, Maddie’s take on Love Is Blind, and our latest thoughts on reading the book vs. just watching the show. Plus, we bring back Have You Heard? with some fun new finds.
Then, we get into the absolute wildest dating app stories, our own and yours. From dating an FBI agent to someone using a completely different name to getting accidentally smacked in the face by your date’s private parts (while rock climbing, no less), the submissions did not disappoint. Grab your tea, we’ve got a lot to discuss.
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