
“Do Not Disturb”
15/1/2026 | 12 min
Sophie and Rick have been dating for a little over two weeks after first meeting at the gym about a month ago. Sophie tells us that they have really only hung out at her place and every time they do Rick puts his phone on “Do Not Disturb.” At the same time, Sophie celebrated her birthday last weekend and Rick refused to go out with her and her friends to celebrate. Sophie is pretty sure Rick is hiding something from her and asks for our help to make sure she’s in the right. We call Rick pretending to send him a free bouquet of flowers and when we ask him who he wants them sent to, Rick asks if they can be sent to someone named Courtney. Find out what’s really going on in this week’s War Of The Roses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Third Wheel
12/1/2026 | 10 min
Hillary and Duncan have been together for a little over eight months after first matching on Hinge. Hillary tells us that while they live separately from one another, she spends a lot of time at Duncan’s apartment. However, she has noticed that Duncan’s neighbor has been overtly nice to him and she even spends her free time at Duncan’s place. Hillary was fine with it at first, but she seems like she is the third wheel whenever she comes over. Hillary asks for our help to make sure she’s not overthinking things. We call Duncan pretending to be The Morning Bull Ride and ask who the last person is that he saw naked and Duncan doesn’t say Hillary. Find out what’s really going on in this week’s War Of The Roses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The iPad
08/1/2026 | 12 min
Katie and Nick have been together for a little over two years after first meeting on Bumble. Katie tells us that they actually moved in with one another three months ago and while things have been great for the most part, she has started to notice that Nick has been gone for work for longer than usual. At the same time, Nick was out for the weekend and Katie wanted to check his location, but it said he was home. She later found out that Nick only shared his iPad location with her instead of his phone. Katie isn’t sure what that means, but she’s worried Nick is doing something behind her back. We call Nick pretending to send him a free bouquet of flowers and when we ask him who he wants them sent to, Nick asks if they can be sent to someone named Amber. Find out what’s really going on in this week’s War Of The Roses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Smelly Hoodie
05/1/2026 | 10 min
Megan and Rich have been dating for a little over four years after first meeting in college. Megan tells us that while they don’t live with one another they do spend a ton of time at each other’s place and have talked about taking the next step. However, any time Megan has brought it up recently she has noticed Rich has tried to avoid. At the same time, Megan was over at Rich’s place over the weekend and found a long blonde hair in one of Rich’s hoodies and it smelled like women’s perfume. Megan is starting to think Rich may be seeing someone else whenever she is not around and asks for our help. We call Rich pretending to send him a free bouquet of flowers and when we ask him who he wants them sent to, Rich asks if they can be sent to someone named Natalie. Find out what’s really going on in this week’s War Of The Roses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The BIGGEST War of the Roses Of 2025
02/1/2026 | 13 min
We're counting down the five biggest War of the Roses of 2025! These Roses are some of the most hilarious, talked about, or interesting Roses of 2025 and deserve being honored with another go-around! The BIGGEST War of the Roses featured Kayla and Dan who had been dating for ten months and even though Dan travels a lot for work, Kayla says things have been great. However, Dan is currently on a work trip in Austin and Kayla was actually sent a screenshot of a message Dan joked about hooking up with his female co-worker Trish in Austin who he used to date before Kayla. Kaya asks for our help to find out what’s going on and get things in order. Find out what‘s really going on in this War of the Roses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.



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